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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

一人在辦公室老是放響屁,

同事忍不住說:你放屁能不能不要出聲?

後來便見他坐在那搖來晃去抖個不停,

問:你幹什麼?

回答說:我調成振動的了。

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兒子每晚都吵著要和媽媽睡。


媽說:你長大了娶了媳婦也和媽睡呀?

兒答:嗯!
媽說:那你媳婦怎麼辦?
兒說:讓她跟爸睡。

爸聽後激動的說:這孩子從小就懂事

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