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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.“老板,这条裤子多少钱?”老板:“400元”“卧槽!那件皮衣呢?”老板:“3个卧槽”
2.建议大家早睡早起,不抽烟不喝酒不网游,不吃宵夜不泡夜店,多喝茶多养生,少说话多思考这样养成一个良好的习惯。久而久之你就会发现,你一个朋友都没有了。
3.小明骑着一头骆驼在沙漠里行走,走了几天,小明寂寞难耐,想XXOO那骆驼,但骆驼就是不就范,小明只好作罢。过了几天,小明救了一位很漂亮的姑娘,姑娘害羞的说:“为了报答你的救命之恩,我可以为你做任何事情”,小明一听很高兴,说:“帮我把骆驼按住。”

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